mayonkey

3rd world parents must get whiplash from how fast the culture races forward considering they didn't need to invent the tech, just adopt it. imagine going from bible thumping boomers straight to tiktok zoomers.

Any vibe marketers looking for an extra project? I have a finished ecom product that I need a non-technical partner for

First rule is do not ask about the unwritten rules

someone said the drug isnt as bad for you if you do it bc you love the drug and not bc you hate your life

a reminder that if you're reading this, you've experienced more novelty than any of the kings of old

some of your day 1s wont make it past the first level

your currency is worthless among our people. take your filth and spread it elsewhere

A reminder that you prayed for the challenges you’ll face today, be grateful it’s your path

Not to prematurely evacuate but we might be back

u can finally carry @hopes_revenge around with you

seeing a propaganda video and wanting to enlist is the male equivalent of girls seeing a baby and wanting one