Max Wiener

While my love for the Ozz and the Ramones is relatively equal, today my heart lies with the Prince of Darkness.

Seymour Weiner, myself, and now by the grace of God we have a Dick Lovelady. The Mets are collecting the infinity stones of men with superb names.

Both myself and Rally Small Sculpture of Myself are pleased with today’s hard-fought win over the god-forsaken Yankees. #LGM

A true American hero. Honored to share a last name with you, sir. May the four winds blow you safely home.

When a pimp, a writer, a singer, and a maker coke together…it’s always Sunny in Flushing. Let’s KEEP IT GOING! @maxisawiener @Billyjensen @realblack14 #lgm

REED GARRETT STRANDS TWO IN THE 6TH!

Max!! @maxisawiener

As the woman behind my seat shouted, “PENDEJO”

A shoutout from Gary always keeps the loins warm on a cold day. Six straight baby. #LGM

How Fun to meet @maxisawiener 😁🧡💙🙌🙌💙🧡😁 #LGM

The legend @maxisawiener #rallypimp

Baseball is back. The kids are happy. This is our year. #LGM

Pimp imagery is problematic on so many levels. Let's think about it for 2 seconds. Can we please not make this a big part of the 2024 Mets' imagery? Cue replies about woke culture blah blah. I don't care, I'm right about this.

Special shoutout to those that helped make the season as fun as it was!

If anyone is looking for a really scary Halloween costume, Spirit of Halloween is selling one called “Phil Maton Relief Appearance.”

Thank you Francisco Lindor @Lindor12BC. Thank you New York Mets. You never know when you’re going to find a new source of inspiration, and Francisco became that inspiration for me this year. You could see the dedication in his eyes, in his plays - you could even see it in his…

"It was a year of memes! From Iglesias' OMG, and Seymour, and Max, and Grimace, and Glizzy Iggy - so many things to remember and I think that Met fans will remember this year very fondly" - Gary Cohen ▶ @WeitzLuxenberg

Chilly night for us…certainly fur coat weather 😈 #lgm