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@mattyshoney

perpetually stuck in 2014

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Joined March 2024

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e@mattyshoney · Dec 13

taylor swift pfp I said oh im sure!

yyven¹² 🌑@yvenisinexile · Dec 13

i have an opinion that will get me cancelled for good.

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e@mattyshoney · Jul 20

people are soooo dense

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e@mattyshoney · Jul 20

you’re unwell

ee@mattyshoney · Jul 19

laughing out loud at him missing his best friends wedding to help his wanna be actress girlfriend promote a shitty horror remake that has a 30% on rotten tomatoes

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e@mattyshoney · Jul 20

you guys are absolutely insufferable

ee@mattyshoney · Jul 19

laughing out loud at him missing his best friends wedding to help his wanna be actress girlfriend promote a shitty horror remake that has a 30% on rotten tomatoes

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e@mattyshoney · Jul 19

laughing out loud at him missing his best friends wedding to help his wanna be actress girlfriend promote a shitty horror remake that has a 30% on rotten tomatoes

ssasha@ksjguns · Jul 19

WHERE IS MATTY

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e@mattyshoney · May 25

obsessed with the way some of you just make up fanfiction about real peoples lives

IImYourPamphleteer@ImUrPamphleteer · May 25

This picture makes me sad. Firstly, for the loss of this friendship. Heartbreaking. Secondly, for the strain that M was obviously under. The change in him (in many pics) from early May to late May is, frankly, astonishing. I don't think any of us can understand his experience.

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e@mattyshoney · May 12

sure why not

TTanja 🎧@robbersingerman · May 12

💃🏻🖤

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yashi@yaa_she · Apr 23

my relationship status has never stopped me from fantasizing about Matty Healy

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Matty Healy is a social experiment ⎕@trumanblackfr · Apr 23

Feminism has now left my body.

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e@mattyshoney · Mar 5

this account is soooo weird im glad people are addressing it lmfaooo

ggabbriette@gabbriete · Mar 5

this bitch

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lib ⎕@thenbcshegoess · Feb 12

missing trumanblack

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e@mattyshoney · Feb 5

birds of a feather flock together what’s not clicking

aamanda@thegreatlor · Feb 5

good thing i stan taylor and not her boyfriend

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k8 ⎕@noposhchoc23 · Feb 4

RAAAAHHHHHHH

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e@mattyshoney · Jan 10

it’s always this dumbass fka twigs stan account

✨✨@magdalenepop · Jan 9

the “art” in question 💀 my ears are bleeding how can anybody listen to this

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e@mattyshoney · Dec 28

this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen

TThe Swift Society@TheSwiftSociety · Dec 28

📸 | Pop art posters designed by Butcher Billy for 'The Tortured Poets Department' songs.

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kristen ⎕@ifyoure2shy_ · Dec 26

and it’s not my fault…..that i fucked everybody here x.com/flohrry/status…

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jojo ⎕💚@shesgotnosoul · Dec 23

IT’S DECEMBER 23RD THE MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY!!!!!!! HAPPY WINTERING DAY TO ALL WHO OBSERVE ❄️🎄✨♥️

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e@mattyshoney · Dec 23

whenever he’s in london he instantly looks 10 years younger

mmoonie🌟 ⎕ (missingTIT)@charredmoon · Dec 23

this is the last supper painting to me

e@mattyshoney · Dec 12

can’t believe you guys are killing the planet for this shit

NNadia 🧡@ModernIdiots138 · Dec 11

Yo los enfrenté

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kristen ⎕@ifyoure2shy_ · Dec 10

call me a waitress the way i need his tip

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