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@mattpcal
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
These Verizon commercials with Lindsay Lohan talking about being a mom have me feeling extremely delusional
Why do the RHOM taglines sound like they were recorded on a Motorola razr
One of the most important things you can do in life is buy good olive oil…..
Ugh all this warfare in the world is making me want to eat fried food and get pregnantttt … but I will just suck on a clove
Alexia being like “he even took his toiletries” absolutely slayed me #rhom
Oh it’s for real over now
Liza Minnelli has outlived Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s bromance. Predictably, the former partners-in-crime are now tearing each other apart.
I saw this woman drinking a martini at 11am this morning and cannot stop thinking about her. What a diva. Like where does your day go from there???
in pop terms this is like if one direction reunited again