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*something at 9:20* I just farted in bed for the first time tonight. That's a good start.

Monday, July 28th ~ #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts 1/3   #366FF Blood #BraveWrite Earring #BreathePrompt Flattering Affair #Brknshards Romance #DailyPrompt Don't Hesitate #FairytalePoets The How's of Us

Before we can welcome you to the Owl Watch Club, we have a basic test for you. Look at this picture and tell me what you see. That's a Honky Duck. Hmm... this? That's a magpie. Sorry old chap, that was a Goose and a #sparrow... Look, I just wanted ta see hooters! #vss365

Seems a bit excessive.

It took two tubes of glue to get it all stuck down. The head liner had fallen many years ago but a recent car accident had put more attention on it. When your car is hanging upside down in a large tree on the side of steep cliff, your priorities change. #FromOneLine 383

A #sparrow on a wire sees things. It sees that one guy walk out of his house without pants, locking the door behind him. He realizes it when he can't unlock his car door. It sees a woman lost in the thought while eating a terrible breakfast sandwich. Now it sees YOU. #vss365

Good Morning/Good Day #vss365 Community: Our July 28, 2025 #prompt word of the day is: #sparrow. Sparrow (noun): a small Old World bird related to the weaverbirds, typically with brown and gray plumage. Have a great day & happy writing! #vss365 #prompt #sparrow

#FromOneLine 383 Where can we go with just one connecting #prompt line? Let's see how many different places we can discover from just one starting point! Start your poem/vss with the opening line : It took two tubes of glue #FromOneLine 383 #prompt

Don't ask the dog for advice on your next car purchase. It will always say "treat."

If I was obsessed with Epstein, I'd probably say dumb things too.

That's a whole lot of mental illness in one post.

there gonna talk about corn sweat again.

I have a happy stance! Anyone who's seen me standing in front of the donut case has seen it. Has #happenstance would have it, I saw you doing that yesterday. You were looking at the ketchup section. Sounds about right. #vss365

Good Morning/Good Day #vss365 Community: Our July 27, 2025 #prompt word of the day is: #happenstance. Happenstance (noun): a circumstance especially that is due to chance. Have a great day & happy writing! #vss365 #prompt #happenstance (one of my favorite words)

I think that "feels like temperature" is some made-up b******* they use to scare people

#Crimson isn't a very popular name. I can see why. No one wants to raise a serial killer obsessed with blood. Is that why? I'd name a dog Crimson. A dog obsessed with blood? You would never survive. A real life horror movie right there. You're obsessed with blood! #vss365

Good Morning/Good Day #vss365 Community: Our July 26, 2025 #prompt word of the day is: #crimson. Crimson (adjective): of a rich deep red color inclining to purple. Have a great day & happy writing! #vss365 #prompt #crimson

Dealing with the city is as dumb as one might think it would be.

The City of Indianapolis is showing me how they are. Keep me waiting all day ding-a-lings, I get paid by the hour also.

It's one of those turn the IDGAF up to 11 kind of days