Matt Levine

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This newsletter aligns with Money Stuff's ongoing commitment to combating market corruption and enhancing shareholder value. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

I understand the intent of this language, of the whole newsletter, because I wrote it. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

I track usage of words like huzz, soyboy, baddie, or mewing, not just to use in text messages with friends, but to include in this newsletter. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

Financial history is littered with examples of newsletters that have entered new markets in a rather Looney Tunes style, surrounded by a cloud of dust, only to be flattened to a pancake by a large anvil marked Money Stuff. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

Math olympiad champs have long felt the smart money — the low-risk, high-reward wager — was at Money Stuff. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

Virtually no one thought about the dust, bugs, pet hair, skin cells, mold spores, and all the other gunk that piles up inside this newsletter. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

In this newsletter, I made a decision to write down all of my personal experiences with intelligences beyond ours and past lives I had become aware of. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

This newsletter led to unanticipated connections, relationships, and experiences. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

Investors are telling me ‘we like the taste and the kick of Money Stuff but would like to trim the caffeine and sugar.' bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

This newsletter is counterintuitive, unexpected, and initially met with significant skepticism and incredulity. bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…

We're selling the most expensive newsletter, with mediocre performance. You better do something different, and that’s what we did. bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

We fully expected that they would laugh at this newsletter and say, ‘Well, no, of course you can’t do this.’ bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

My efforts are limited primarily to hyping this newsletter on social media and online forums. bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

Every successful newsletter has a near-death experience. bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

This newsletter may include private insights, tacit domain knowledge, internalized heuristics, and intuition. bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

We'll deal with this newsletter when we need to. bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

Hesitation is our kryptonite, confidence is a friendly knight, it’ll help you to read this newsletter. bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

I feel that … I feel that I am failing every day. I am failing because I am fake. I have no real newsletter. bloomberg.com/view/articles/…