Armenian Abs: The Sequel
@markellison26
New account for ArmenianAbs/Mark/PersonalJesus because “the man” took me down for making fun of MAGA.
Catturd, Gunther, Pressler. Do any of them have a set of balls and/or a spine?

Happy Birthday to one of my favorites, Juliana Hatfield! ❤️🎂

I love how MAGA is twisting and turning the orange twat’s lie about gas being under $2 a gallon. Who the fuck brings up “whole sale prices” when talking about the price of gasoline?!?!
Looking back at my 50 years of life, for better or for worse, one of my top ten moments in that time is when Rick Mahorn, NBA player, palmed my face like a basketball. My entire face/head, fit in the palm of his hand. Magical.
Just picked up my “Big, Beautiful Breakfast”. So excited.

•When a Muslim is attacked, it’s called Islamophobia. •When a Jewish person is attacked, it’s anti-Semitism. •When a Black person is attacked, it’s racism. •When a trans person is attacked, it’s transphobia. •But when a White person is attacked? It’s just business as usual.…
Instant karma's gonna get you Going to knock you on the head You gonna break your body, darling Pretty soon you're going to be dead
Ryan Walter trying to watch porn while he is grounded…
I’m shocked because he always talked about Jesus and God so much and how depraved Democrats are.
Japanese Government has said EVERYTHING Trump says here is 100% false. Because, of course it is.
Why did 80s sitcoms hate the moms? Have you ever noticed how many 80s sitcoms there were where the mom was nowhere to be seen? She was either dead or missing. Silver Spoons Full House My Two Dads Webster Punky Brewster Diff’rent Strokes Blossom Empty Nest Facts of Life
Hey @Grok who is the sexiest mother fucker to visit my profile please tag them so they know they are the sexiest mother fucker out there.
Groucho Marx suffered from severe insomnia. When he couldn't sleep, he would call his neighbor, Alice Cooper, and ask him to come over. Alice would bring over a six-pack of beer and Groucho and he would drink beer and watch old movies on TV until Groucho nodded off.

Timeless rule: The more that a man attacks porn, the more porn he consumes.
I can’t tell you how much this makes me happy. Congrats on sucking at your job @RobSchneider

