Mark Chalifoux
@markchalifoux
Nationally touring stand-up comedian 🎤: SiriusXM, Pandora 📺: Nateland, Dry Bar, FOX 📻: Who Dey Lite 📝: formerly @TheDad Dad of 2 awesome kids (out of 3)
My episdoe on @nateland_ent is out now! Go watch it, share it, leave a comment on it, all the good stuff that will help make fun jokes break through online. Very cool experience, huge thanks to @natebargatze and his crew!
Make sure you're subscribed to the YT channel. We'll be dropping these camp recaps every day. Tomorrow: Who Dey Night is back! Live at 8:30pm THE 4 BOX: @ByJayMorrison, @CharlieG__, @markchalifoux & myself #Bengals takes, observations, gags, your Qs, our As. See you there!
Last show before training camp starts! The TJ Watt cameo in Treys Of Our Lives! Shemar’s situation and bad agenting! Why aren’t free agents flocking to ring chase with Burrow? Fossil talk and church festival gossip round it out!
Who Dey Light w/@markchalifoux ⏳ Resetting Shemar Stewart, Trey Hendrickson 🥪 Joe Burrow ate a sandwich 🏘️ Return of @Manyo3 with more good news and giveaways 😱 Send your fantasy football punishments 🦴 How much would you pay for a fossil? youtu.be/PzGnAqjwvBg
Adam Schefter breathlessly tweeting that Shemar Stewart did not report to practice today
Such a fun one in Nasvhille this week!
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Feel very lucky to live in an age where we can rebrand laziness as “self care”
Some of the worst defense I've ever seen
93 year old WWII vet that played football for Kansas University in 1948 got a chance to score a touchdown on that field one last time
Seeing trailer for Happy Gilmore 2 reminds me of a lost era, when people would watch movies in theaters and happily eat at Subway.
🚨 Who Dey Night is back! 🚨 Going live here and on YouTube tonight at 8:30. THE 4-BOX: @CharlieG__, @ByJayMorrison, @markchalifoux & myself We'll talk #Bengals camp, take Qs and compare how much weight we sweated out today. See you there! 🔗: youtube.com/watch?v=YxBI_7…
Man the offense must’ve been REALLY bad today
Sources: The #Bengals will host former #Seahawks TE Noah Fant on a visit tomorrow. Still only 27 years old, the former first-round pick could add another pass-catching weapon to Joe Burrow’s arsenal in Cincinnati.
At what point do you lose the golf cart license? Lotta highly paid assets we can’t have him crashing into
Mike Brown, just a few weeks away from 90, assumes his position on the golf cart to watch Training Camp. #Bengals @WCPO
Life moves fast. You see a girl and think “oh, she’s cute” and then you’re both standing in the backyard with your kids, delivering a eulogy for a goldfish.
If you know it's gonna be a struggle getting him an extension, trade him. If you know his agent is gonna be a nightmare, don't draft him.
Watching an affair get exposed at a concert seems so fun. Wish they’d do that at my daughter’s viola concert. Music director just stops halfway through, like “Everyone look at Greg over there, he’s cheating on his wife!”
The notoriously left-wing Wall Street Journal strikes again
My goal for my daughter’s gymnastics career is to encourage her passion without bankrupting the family in the process. Same goal I have for myself as a stand-up comedian.
Feel free to celebrate your affairs openly at Commonwealth Comedy Club Saturday. If we judge you, it will stay in the room.
CINCY- Commonwealth Comedy Club this Saturday! Nashville on Monday!
How do we know they were having an affair and weren't just deeply embarrassed to be seen at a Coldplay concert?
CINCY- Commonwealth Comedy Club this Saturday! Nashville on Monday!
"Shemar Stewart cares more about $$ than contributing to the team" hmmm interesting this seems like something that should have been learned through a top 30 visit