The Seafood Lady 🦞
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Some of you guys are new to money.. so you may not know the proper etiquette… Everything should be handled before u get on a yacht. If you’re hosting women on a yacht, they’re your guests. It doesn’t matter if she has $0 or $1M. They’re there to enhance the ambiance..
our first date was at a bookstore, we bonded over poetry, he kissed my forehead. three weeks later i found out he had a finstagram where he rated all his dates. mine was 4/5. "vibes immaculate, but she walked fast"
share a piece of lore about your dating life
Just realized this shark would’ve been caught immediately if it was a great BLACK shark.
Shark that killed NYC woman confirmed as great white — and it's still out there trib.al/yhxkerL
White people are different. I woulda let that nigga die
i used the last $5 in my account to hit a $19,000 dinger parlay and then 3 days later my cat ate a toy and almost every cent of it went to his surgery lmao
this belongs in the crisis management hall of fame
Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.
this post has really rattled me
Do you ever as a girl look at your period blood and think wow that’s been in my heart
This is why I’m not open to interracial dating😭😭😭 because something like this will land me in jail
sigh
Hot take ebandayo: Netflix and chill dates should be reserved for established relationships, not the early "getting to know each other" stage. Suggesting them early implys a focus on physical intimacy rather than building a genuine connection. It screams “I just want bums”
Ladies how do you respond?
the moon is literally dragging the oceans around and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?
28k likes on a plum imma start lying
Foraged a wild apple from the woods, bit into it and discovered its flesh was blood red. Now await my prince in a glass coffin
It’s just Alfredo with a Jamaican accent
What’s in Rasta Pasta? I wanna order it but idk….
I ate my baby’s hashbrown and blamed it on McDonalds forgetting it, I feel so alive
You heal like wolverine when you have your own money. Love it 🫰🏽
What’s in Rasta Pasta? I wanna order it but idk….
A unique Brahman bull was sold for US$ 40 000 at a cattle auction held in Mt Hampden this Friday, following a fierce bidding war among hundreds of cattle farmers from across the country. The Brahman was eventually bought by Lingani Masuku, a prominent cattle breeder from Gwanda
local man discovers effort.
Started realizing Women appreciate the fact that you made plans sometimes even more than the plan itself. it's the pre thought part that has them
Mina I hate all chores equally. My laziness doesn’t discriminate.
The worst chore emhlabeni is cleaning the shower