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@manicpixeldg
retired lawyer, current egirl. DM fee is 1 million dollars
“sexy spongebob isn’t real, he can’t hurt you” sexy spongebob:

ur in his DMs I’m trying to get him to turn 45* to the left so I can catch a glimpse of his butthole in the mirror we are not the same
can I cosplay Squirrel Girl without being called a furry? be honest

my dog has abandonment issues and he gets so stressed when we move. even though I take him with me every time!!! I have taken him with me 9 times now when will he trust that I am not abandoning him

wow my best friend is so hot and good at hearthstone
Hi hello me again time to heart a stone I guess I am live ask me about my sunburn
my ears are not pierced but my nipples are and that is an apt metaphor for how i go through life
Stardew Valley is NOT a cozy game. I have 46 farm animals and they are All Mad At Me
Data center construction "has exacerbated water shortages across the world" nytimes.com/2025/07/14/tec…
when you first consider it, it seems like having a bush is Less Intimate because it’s hiding your genitals. But actually, I think there’s something very intimate about showing bush. my therapist: ok. can we go back to discussing your relationship with food?
bro how is your favorite color green but you’re color blind? do you even KNOW green?