Lord Mandelslime
@mandelslime
Wetherspoons gift baskets now available.
It's because he's a shitarse and coward.
Lots of people asking if I’m going to join the new political party of Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana. Here’s my response: I’m staying put. Not because it’s easy - but because now more than ever, we need progressive voices in the Labour Party and this government. The…
Let’s help @Prof_Tw rebuild his account.
Labour are evil.
**North East Maritime Trust** Members of NEMT will be sailing our fully restored ex Tynemouth lifeboat called Henry Frederick Swan (1918) to the Bridlington Coble Festival. We go via a stopover at Whitby on Thursday and then set sail again to Bridlington Harbour on Friday
Who’s been buying him gifts again? tiktok.com/@stevendfan01/…
1⃣Ed Miliband is altering the rules of CfD auctions so that he can throw money at the developers. The Statutory Instrument to enable him to do this is being debated tomorrow. The Impact Assessment alongside it is sickening. (THREAD)
Oi @cannock666 @DavidHe97294863 We are no longer following bob. That account has to be shonky.

🚨 Breaking: The leader of the newest political party, Deform UK, unveils their team on his allotment.
Please report @SEENpoliceUK as they are going to publish private details of the "Dame Katy" account @damekatydenise_

New account
@Wire1626254Wire hello mate. New account. Cheers
Some impressive head to face ratio @HazBrown1 @Mick_Spilligan

Oi @MattWil89768955 seen this?😂
Baked potato with melted butter and cheese filling accompanied by an algae lake of mushy peas, une chose de beauté ,BOOM!!!!! 💣💥😋💦
Worth a read.
Britain's most reckless and hypocritical MP?—Miliband investigated. Thread 🧵