Judge Sundar Lal Tripathi
@mama_mathre
Once a mad man said, 'You live, You love, You learn!'
बेदर्द सुननी हो तो चल, कहता है क्या अच्छी ग़ज़ल? आशिक तेरा, रुसवा तेरा, शायर तेरा, इंशा तेरा। कल चौदहवीं की रात थी .... कुछ ने कहा ये चांद है, कुछ ने कहा चेहरा तेरा ....
My ex hid me for 2yrs. None of her friends or family knew I existed. Once she even made me hide when she saw a mutual friend. Yesterday, my gf held my hand in front of her astronaut friends and didnt let go. I felt seen. Love isnt supposed to feel like a secret.❤️🧿
Boys Hostel is a weird place. came out of toilet & was taken aback on seeing a guy standing right at the door with a tubelight in his hand. I asked what happened? He said "ye Tubelight kaam nahi kar rhi toh socha isko Star Wars ki talwar bana deta hu" Yes we have exams in 2 days
That's me after having today's mess Choley Bhature.
These elephants got drunk after eating lot of ripe Marula fruit in MalaMala Reserve..🐘🐾😅🥴🙂
Another One ... I think the Govt of India should consider mentioning this in NCERT now. "Mughal ko hatao pehley yeh dekho Motihari jaha Orwell paida huye thy"
GEORGE ORWELL WAS BORN IN BIHAR???????????
Muting @PoirotHercule5 Saala subah sy feed pr billi-billi chal rahaa bass.
ग़म और खुशी में फ़र्क न "masseuse" हो जहां, मैं दिल को उस मक़ाम पे लाता चला गया ।


hit me with the best picture of a dog you have ever clicked!
hit me with the best picture of a dog you have ever clicked!
Hello @PoirotHercule5 is one of the best people I ever met on twitter. He is unbiased, very knowledgeable, very helpful and kind, even to strangers like me. All those who are trying to harm him will pay for their deeds soon. Carry on brother keep shining and spreading your light.
Fresher INTRA MOOT 2024: Judge - Counsel, What's the offence? Counsel (Nonu)- Sir, Money Laundering J. - Okay, So ... What's Money Laundering? Nonu - Sir, Laundering of Money. Co-Counsel (teammate) turns off his webcam in shame. "Bhai, Mai is gawar ko nhi janta, kaun hai yeh?"
friend bought chips and shared it with me. Usually we eat such stuff in our hostel room. When I asked why didn't he open it in room? He told me his roommate is on a weight loss diet. Eating that packet in the room would inc his cravings. Girls think we boys aren't understanding.
Alright ... I'm at this stage
Soni ji, a few symptoms are: - Heightened cynicism - Low tolerance for nonsense - Isolation doesn’t feel lonely
The entire boys hostel community of my uni knows this better than anyone else.
I mean ... 4 crore v. FLAT itna bhi bura sauda nahi hai didi
CJI: aap itni padi likhi hai. Aapko khudko mangna nahi chahiye aur khudko kama ke khana chahiye. Matter ends. Order reserved.
Bahut hogya yeh Corporate, Litigation, in-House, Clerkship. UPSC wagerah. Ab daaru ka theka kholunga.
Some of the most iconic/hit songs of heartbreak are by female vocalist. Rahen na rahen hum, Tu nahi to zindagi mein, mera saya saath hoga, lag ja gale, seesha ho ya dil ho, mere naina sawan bhado, ye dil tum bin lagta nahi, hum tere pyar mein, Ajeeb dastan, pardesi pardes (1/2)
I was rewatching a roundtable where Karan Johar was speaking about how songs about heartbreak do extremely well in India! The most interesting part: it’s 99% of the time a male vocalist. TUM HI HO. HUMDARD. KABIRA. CHANNA MEREYA. HAMARI ADHURI KAHANI. MANN BHARRYA. PHIR LE…
Jaha humarey sapne khatam hotey hai wha sy Sir ki ristedari shuru hoti hai
1. Gym owner and agriculturist; 2. MLA; 3. T-1 Partner (Delhi); 4. Magic Circle Partner (London); 5. Running billionaire dad’s company.
He's hurting cos we broke up
He's hurting cos we broke up