Arantxa Štefan
@malnote
In one hand I hold an unfathomable bar of soap, in the other a prophetic pomelo
the people of Queens Village are reading Kanye tweets out loud with an understanding of the use of ping, traceroute, nslookup and other troubleshooting commands
Federal Reserve System announces new maximum electron transport rate policy, the snowmen off Mario 64 in shambles
Laotian coffee farmers in their 40s will eat a sacred pitaya & base their whole personality around it
I've got a date with the authority to quickly turn into Shaggy tonight
good intentions a measure of wishlist regularly suggests duct tapes instead of neckties.
hey a mermaid is on the voice chat for you, they are saying that they're Adriana Lima
just saw a widowed tomgirl feeling antagonistic in The Kingdoms of Kush and the based department
"If I think about gladiatorship long enough with my eyes closed i can hear the voice of Sebastián de Morra saying "uh'ohpp"", said Strunk & White, a touchy gentleman
out of character communists emerge during every lightning strike, whispering indignation to the bodyguard.
alternative medicines won't put on a cassock, learn to genuflect, but it's a cute start
I've decided to keep it open over the next few months, I'm going to need all the help I can get.
ignorance in action is sourced directly from Heraclitus in cetaceans, as portrayed by the greatest living Patagonian.
forgive me in advance I just need to crush the heart of a worm about this, dream about this