Malika 馃К
@malikules
my job is about turning scientists into superstars (marble | inflection) 馃實 senior associate @ jabroni capital
organized a creative photoshoot with my mates in the lab just because. can't wait to reveal the entire collection 馃憖


if i hear this "mr darcy is female gaze/not a single woman finds muscular bodies attractive" bs again on my tl i will blow my brains out
i hateeee an insecure man 馃檮馃檮馃檮 i told u we're going to the Coldplay concert for a company retreat
biology majors in the US are one of the most highly educated yet most underemployed groups. 63.4% have graduate degrees, yet among recent college grads who studied biology, over 45.6% are underemployed in jobs that don鈥檛 require college degrees :///
went to my fav museum again, met two besties who are traveling the world together for the first time in their lives 馃ス


it's about time y'all stop fucking around and figure out core electron transfer pathway in microorganisms. wtf do u mean we have Geobacter producing 5x currents compared to Shewanella and we STILL don't know how to recombineer that????
running a small (<200), exclusive event for ppl interested in the future of manufacturing, robots, and AI in Paris tomorrow evening DM if interested
freshman ahh "white text to reach the word count" method to prompt engineer peer reviews? yea we're cooked
Researchers have been sneaking secret messages into their papers in an effort to trick AI tools into giving them a positive peer-review report Read the full story: go.nature.com/4eVTIwC
mfs haven鈥檛 read a single work of fiction in years and act surprised when their imagination and ideation flatline across science, tech, whatever
we're in a late-stage grifter popularity era. the future belongs to those who have integrity & deeply care about things
to all americans waking up dreading the looming monday, i hasten to remind you that tomorrow is yet another bank holiday in France. i shall now depart to deplete the St. Germain Spritz reserves of a local brasserie xoxo <3
*opens linkedin* yep, everyone's career is still better than mine *closes linkedin* *opens twitter* haha yes. my fellow trash brethren
the adderall has worn off and I鈥檓 no longer interested in designing virtual cell models. i鈥檓 interested in 泻etamine.
give me 6 hours to do computational biology and i will spend the first 4 saying that living systems are too complex and data is heterogeneous
before u take anything a16z says about Delaware seriously, remember that they invested in cluely
you can be a female poaster on twitter without pretending to be everyone's free engineering girlfriend, i can promise you that. please stop embarrassing yourself for likes
revisiting a startup from 3 years ago with one of the worst pitch decks i've ever seen. but it's summer so it's ok. you can kind of do anything in the summer
brutal, almost visceral cringe whenever i see a "connection signaling" selfie from a social climber at a conference on my linkedin feed