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Chennai, unfortunately (for me), I am inside you.

OH this woman wanted to exchange seats with me and now we are sitting next to a hot twink for a 2hrs flight🙂‍↔️😍😍😍😍😮‍💨❤️❤️❤️

Instagram madarchod g!and mai hi ghusa rhta hai because jab se airport aya hu tab se airport wale memes or reels aa rahi hai feed mai😭😭

Since when did they start ambushing people at the airport security check for having PROTIEN POWDER in bag???? Like god forbids if a gay man decides to focus on his physique!

Another guy from the gym on Hinge:😭😭

Carrying a warm compression wali theli with me every where I go like how old am I? 69?????!!! So finished.

Had every reason to take the car to the gym today. Took the scooty instead. Now I’m drenched like a rejected Bollywood extra in a rain scene. When will I stop choosing vibes over logic?

OH NOT THEM PLAYING “DADDY’ IS GETTING HOT” SONG😭😭😭

It’s raining outside and it’s only me and this hot daddy in the gym….🙂‍↔️

26 years unkissed😔

Every time I watch Kapoor and Sons, I realise I am the Fawad Khan, the “perfect kid” of the family only until the day I…..well nvm

It doesn’t exist.

Watched Kapoor and Sons for the 3rd time today🙂‍↔️

he looks so slow but I know it's big

I am pretty sure bobthebuilder lets orry suck his dick twice a day for all the clout the latter has given the former on instagram

Now who’s gonna tell her…..

Cake🍑

Real.

If I were to get a dollar for every time I said “bhenchod” I would have been a millionaire by now

Guys I think I might like Raducanu….