samelia
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going postal • co-writer @weedhitter
i love when a tweet of mine pops off . i skim thru the likes and i say Hmm ur an interesting lil critter , lemme see where this goes , and i follow
stupid germany i hate him
Germany says it has no plans to recognize Palestinian state in the near future.
i hope there are men out there who like women . it doesnt seem like many do
may i introduce you all to the v chart - my minimalist visual retrospective of the cheating/relationships that have occurred on bravo’s vanderpump rules. for my reality tv class, inspired by the l chart from the l word
my mom asked why BP changed their name to DP in south park i said Double Penetration
making a playlist for my friend’s cermaics class next week my stupid ass was like “what if i put typo by cupcakke in the playlist. would anyone notice” and i’m thinking this while she says Finger Me Like A Typo, Finger Me, Finger Me Like A Typo full volume in my headphones
one day. one fucking day. im gonna be in the new york post. just you wait and see
im not gonna let grok tell me who i am based on my tweets. i know who tf i am
question i only trust moots to answer : do u eat ur popcorn before or during the movie ?
my life would be so much easier if i had a fucking HOOK HAND and PEG LEG like a PIRATE . then ppl would respect me
perplexing to me . how can u believe the simpsons movie is mid ? what about its tasteful usage of Close to You by the carpenters ? what about cyber pig

REALIZATION OF THE DAY : SPIRITUALLY ISRAELI IS JUST A SYNONYM FOR REACTIONARY . IT MEANS THE SAME THING
been seeing a lot of ppl qrting that netflix pfp racist meltdown. submitting to right wing ideology is like having an abusive boyfriend. tucker carlson is the monster under every white persons bed. they keep him around because they think hes the only one wholl keep them company