maddie

no one wants this dumb shit what’s wrong with you

On This Day in 2009: Mark Buehrle pitched a perfect game.

prime example of why I don’t go to Starbucks anymore (I had a gift card)….this drink was $8.94 and they don’t even fill it all the way to the top. Thank god I stopped giving my money to that overpriced place.

Sometimes I wake up sad and then I realize Ben Johnson is about to coach his first season as the head coach of the Chicago Bears…then I’m not sad anymore

The White Sox never miss with the giveaways. This is so cool. Well done 👏🏽

Career home run no. 1 for Colson Montgomery!!

Maddie apologizes to these people who tell her how to live.. can’t wait till she gets sick of apologizing and tells people to fuck off like I do. 😊

Teams to score 30+ runs since the All-Star Break: 1. Chicago White Sox End of list.

It should be illegal to work on a perfect summer day like today. THIS IS NOT FAIR!!

I’m gonna celebrate like this if the White Sox avoid 100 losses

Maddie is a bad bitch but so is Chicago

This girl is the best Chicago propagandist I’ve seen, the city should hire her

does anyone wanna fall in love so we can admire the beauty of Chicago together

Me after going on zero dates:

Did someone say extreme heat watch in the Chicagoland area?????? Sign me tf up!!!!!

If I send you this just know ain’t shxt funny

The White Sox have just swept their first road series in over THREE YEARS. July 1-3, 2022 @ SFG was the last time. 1,113 days later, a dominant 3 game sweep in Pittsburgh.

No, it is not a mirage. Enjoy #WhiteSox fans!! EVERY SINGLE ONE is above .200.

Why is she always so fucking happy?

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