Madi🪴
@madi_h_
Wife and mother. I’ve never felt so aware of how undeserving I am of the blessings of the Lord. Psalm 63:3 lamentations 3:22-23
Me overloading the dishwasher and squeezing in extra detergent hoping for the best: “Lock and load boys!”
Mom confession: sometimes when I see a toy poking out from under the couch I just kick it further under instead of picking it up.
Toddler trying to get his boot off: “stuck… stuck!” Me: “okay let me help you bud…” *tries to pull boots off only to realize they’re packed full of gravel.*
Hey Google, will my baby get trenchfoot from repeatedly filling his boots with water?
Alright we’ve been without power for 12 hours now. Are the eggs in the fridge no good? 😩 We just got milk too 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
“We recycle!” And it’s just their garage full of cardboard boxes. It’s me.
My favorite part of grocery pick up is how every item gets its own bag 😌
Favorite saying as a mom: “You’re gonna turn into a (insert name of snack that toddler is currently obsessed with)”
One of my toddlers pooped in the tub last night and you know what, I think that’s probably the worst thing I’ve ever had to clean up in my entire life 😂
“Alright just gotta throw the cookies in the oven, take out the trash, oh you wanna go outside? Ok put your boots on that’s fine. Alright babies let’s go water the plants while we’re out there! And grandma brought a splash pad let’s set that up!! Am I forgetting something?” “OH”
Me at the age of 30 taking Midol for the first time realizing that medicine designed specifically to relieve pms symptoms does in fact actually relieve pms symptoms.
Hear that princess? That’s the sound of many, many cheese balls being crushed under the bare feet of two toddlers.
Hear that princess? That’s the sound of a half full tub of cheese balls being dumped on the living room floor
That feeling when you’re pulling a tick off your toddler before bath time and turn around to see your baby swirling a toilet brush around in the tub 🤦🏼♀️
Okay so, my husband was right about everything and I shouldn’t have worried so much about having someone watch the kids for a weekend. 😂 He planned literally everything and did a good job 🥰
Just dropped off the kids with grandparents and we’re going on a weekend trip just me and hubs. When do I stop worrying about my babies??? 😅