Lyndon Baines Johnson
@lyndonbajohnson
36th President of the United States. Democrat. Texan. A parody. Label applied on the advice of Abe Fortas, Esq. FAQ: http://tinyurl.com/2unzz3u4
Over the long weekend, we authored a new piece on how Trump fits perfectly into the long history of the Republican Party, and its love for scams. -OS lbjvantagepoint.com/the-white-hous…
A secular morality is definitely preferable to any sort of store-front religion that's incapable of telling you "no." -OS
I’ve really come around to the idea that generational guilt instilled by religion is actually an important part of a healthy social fabric. Unchecked Protestant shamelessness and confidence that everything they do is right is bad.
When Austin and Houston reach the threshold of 35,000 jet ski repossessions per year we'll ease off the gas and give Dallas a break. -OS
To the commentors who tire of our constant derision of Dallas-Fort Worth: tell Dallas-Fort Worth to stop doing things that deserve our constant derision. -OS
To the commentors who tire of our constant derision of Dallas-Fort Worth: tell Dallas-Fort Worth to stop doing things that deserve our constant derision. -OS
It's really unfortunate for Denton, which is a lovely town, that its shackled to dumpster fire that is the rest of Denton County. -OS
I’d bet dollars to kolaches they got the highest concentration of Jet Ski dealerships too.
The best part about the Capriglione scandal is that he represents Southlake (the dimension of insanity that intersects the NE corner of Tarrant, SE corner of Denton, NW corner of Dallas, and SW corner of Collin Co.) Reinforcing all the stereotypes about DFW. -OS
Brayden is a dumbass. This we already knew. -OS
New - Gen Z Party poll (Man) 🔴 Republican - 52% (+18) 🔵 Democrats 34% Pew research
Tuberville is so dumb his nerves work on dial-up.
Surprisingly, no Tuberville, who is running for governor of Alabama, a state with tons of federal research $
Gast is a pretty typical reflection of attitudes toward Indian Nations after the Civil War. But like his contemporary Thomas Nast, he was pretty appalled by the violence and xenophobia against Chinese Immigrants. People are complicated, back then just like now. -OS
This painting is right off the walls of Pawnee City Hall in Parks and Recreation.