Luke Pettigrew

Thank you @amazon for this reasonably priced suggestion. If anyone else was hoping to get @newbalance’s third best softball cleats for just over 400 dollars they have you covered

Reason number 674 they should get rid of parking on major streets

Side guards on heavy-duty vehicles save lives. That's why the City of Toronto is installing this life-saving technology on all City-owned heavy-duty vehicles over the coming months. Read more: toronto.ca/news/city-of-t…

American car culture is bonkers.

Chaos at bloor and Bedford this afternoon where two cars seem to have spun through the bike lane and sidewalk after colliding. Hope everyone is ok but also let’s consider that today @TorontoPolice allocated resources to two separate blitzes targeting bike using the Idaho stop.

Is does seem like the “dead zone” backs are freaking crushing so far

I lost it in the presser tonight you guys this was too much 😭😭😭😭 🎥 @ScottAgness

It’s Monday night at three am why are people still drag racing? Shouldn’t @TrafficServices be able to just follow the noise until everyone is in jail? Are they all resting up for a big day of harassing high park cyclists?

Anyway, back to tweeting about Seinfeld as I do my 642nd rewatch. Here's a thread about awesome plot lines in Seinfeld that would never make sense now, mainly because of technology.

“Condo Nights” (Side note: this is my favorite) Full sketch: youtu.be/IhPTKzp2gEs?si…

Vice died the way it lived: being suckered in by smarter predators, even as it trained its own predatory instincts on those more credulous than its own supremely gullible leadership. RIP, we hardly knew ye. 1/

Why are you bringing a gun to Little Italy?

This is incredible. A Wisconsin bar offered free drinks if the Jets lost. After Rodgers went down, they started running up their tabs. The news was live when the jets won in overtime and everyone realized they had to pay.

Premier Ford: “I didn’t know that a mid level staffer was trading away environmentally sensitive lands to enrich my close personal friends to the tune of $8.3 billion.” Reporter @robertbenzie:

Faith Kipyegon breaking records for fun

Tatsiblings is taking it a step too far. I don’t care… But it’s not good behavior.

Another predictable collision at the intersection of Bathurst and Dundas

This is every time any cyclists says anything resembling “gee I wish my commute to work was a little safer…”

Can @DianneSaxe reach out to Coco’s who also got denied after two years of a successful patio? hellococo.ca

This is funny because he keeps asking people on Twitter if they like his plan and they keep ten to one replying that they hate it.