club sandwich

pinning for easy access

making little quesadillas

july is for homewrecking

the D&D pool girls who jokingly told me they were at capacity and then were like pssyyyych have impeccable comedic timing and beautiful souls

labubus are dividing us when we need to unite and be together

every time you sadpost someone dies. remember that

not positive whose card is labeled “mom” on my uber account but she’s worrrrkingg

so wasteful

breakfast reaching mansa musa mecca prices

every time you hear portuguese you do like process of elimination for every other romance language until you're like oh you're speaking portuguese

i have seen your dick and hole on here why are you using asterisks to hide profanities

Ever since i left the city you

devil wears prada 2 is just gonna be 90 minutes of them crossing the street

humming the kahoot lobby music

i’m not convinced about the “ farmers market”

a night when i forget to put my retainers in can be such a treat

everything is so good

think i’m gonna get a hot dog at the beach