Matt (the gay one) π³οΈβπ
@lookanothermatt
Aspiring Real Housewife (he/him) Married- but you can still flirt with me.
New addition to the fam. Welcome home, Freddy π




β β Destinyβs Child reunites to perform Lose My Breath, Energy, and Bootylicious on the final night of the #CowboyCarterTour β‘
Omg GAGGED #RHOC
Tamra walking in with Jo was an absolute boss housewives move, note for others this is how you play the game π Gretchen was gooped! #RHOC
All the grilled cheese stuff really set her off!! #RHOC #WWHL
Shannon looked so miserable on #WWHL tonight. Furious at the questions from Andy. Furious at the game. Newsflash Shannon. You storm off constantly. You berate people constantly. #RHOC
She has a point why are people being psychotic
π¨Swiftiesπ¨notes on The Tortured Poets Department from Matty Healy's mother Denise Welch #WWHL
Katie is so much more interesting than most of these ladies. They need to be nicer to her and get over it #RHOC
I wanna pull Ginaβs shoulders back and straighten that neck so bad itβs so hard to watch #RHOC
girl thatβs not a random headache. you are dehydrated, malnourished, over caffeinated, over stressed, and sleep deprived
Just felt important to share
π¨Swiftiesπ¨notes on The Tortured Poets Department from Matty Healy's mother Denise Welch #WWHL
Taking βlooking for friendsβ off the apps I think I have enough of those.
Yall can get hulk hogan off my timeline cause I donβt give a f*ck! He Was just at the RNC last year acting a fool and tap dancing for tr*mp so oh well
I havenβt watched South Park in idk how long but that episode did make me lol I just know itβs bugging the hell out of him
Emilyβs tagline once again making zero sense #RHOC
#RHOC Season 19 Taglines are here! π
That one couple from love island
Since yall know everything, what is the mitochondria??
They really need to put a trigger warning on the screen before they show us Lala #TheValley
There is only ONE lady the Kennedy Center should be renamed for
Paul Kelly as JFK Jr. filming Ryan Murphy's 'American Love Story' at Central Park
PLSSS BRING BACK ACTORS WITH CHEST HAIR THIS FEELS LIKE A RENAISSANCE
Paul Kelly as JFK Jr. filming Ryan Murphy's 'American Love Story' at Central Park