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thank you for following me but i have nothing to offer

pimping out your cat for internet points is crazy by the way

how much water is too little water for a day

losing a white tee to a stain a different kind of grief

hosting gta online races on f1 weekend

they waited for gaza to reach stage 5 of malnutrition (which is irreversible) to finally speak up. it’s just so they could claim to be on “the right side of history” while choosing to be silent for months and months before that. fuck all of you.

god save the king will hit different when it plays for lewis instead of mclaren

that one summer i did standup in an all men’s club

sundays have the potential to be great if we just cancel mondays

there’s only so many times i can watch someone’s story & think, “girl, the boycott”

the secret to lucid dreaming is half a glass of diet coke before going to sleep

when i finally get better at making gyozas, it’s over for you bitches (my diet)

ever see a space title so cringe you just pause like alright who do i have to block now for participating in this disgrace

the same brain that used to be able solve integrals and derivatives in algebra like nothing now can not adjust a recipe from 2 to 4 without writing it down first

almost got photographed while shooting my scenes for the upcoming movie the devil wears prada 2

got mistaken for a hispanic yesterday when someone came up to me and just started speaking spanish and i had no idea how to tell them the only spain i’ve been in is the one without the s

using my private instagram to send and like reels on my main instagram to train the algorithm

morning coffee when all i wanted was to sleep a bit more