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i never come away from a first date wanting them. its rare i come away wanting anything to do with them at all. i went on a date a year and a half ago where i wanted the first thing so badly and a whole life with him and it was such a foreign feeling i had to sleep with my phone…
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i used to masturbate to my professors comments on my essays which is fine
can somebody data mine my podcast to see if any of my collected and referenced conquests listen
well i for one think she probably meant her breasts when she said the genes thing! but i can come back later
baby can you take me to sweetgreen and pull up the sweetgreen calorie calculator and tell me its not parkinsons
im having some imessage flirt with a guy who sends me a loves body passage about dog and phallus sans accompanying text and is reading baudelaires letters and goes to saa every day no membership and if i think about it definitely has an earring. ill be fine
in a vision i was told to get plasma injected back into my face in case that i am the messiah and called upon to stay pretty for always. cant be off the meds that never were
just got a 98 point word in scrabble lets do intravenous and shoot guns
i bought a dog out a van in oceanside long island to save her from euthanasia and she ended up having the most vibrant and empathetic soul and now ive seen it im cutting right down the tendon when she dies. i cannot lose this. i cannot.
