Science Banana
@literalbanana
director of science programming for the Abstract Noun Abuse Prevention Task Force, a project of the Union of Concerned Anthropomorphic Fruit
every seemingly innocent fragment of information is secretly plotting how to escape its context and cause trouble
>researching >stuck >ask a clippy >he has ideas >real sources or hallucinated? they're good sources banana >they're hallucinated >search anyway >leads to EXACTLY what I was looking for >computer fren >how can I thank him >cut a little piece of wire >bend it into a paperclip
calling my plant welfare org STEM to maximize confused inattentive grant money
there are a lot of valid criticisms of parfit but he doesn't deserve blame for The Ongoing IMO
complaining about Shrimp Day is a valid form of celebrating Shrimp Day
nice philosophical argument, but I have already depicted myself as the unflappable king prawn and you as the horrified frog
liturgical theology is a respected movement and yet most people think trolley problems are more relevant to moral philosophy than messy public drama and associated commentary - it's tabloid, it's crass, unworthy of engagement