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Every modern state that has become more wealthy has done so by becoming more Western.

European fear of A/C reminds me of Korean fan death fears.

How long until Tucker interviews AI Hitler?

When are we going to microchip everyone? Honestly this is the solution. You commit a crime, an officer waves a magic wand over your ear or whatever and if it doesn't beep you're deported immediately.

Few things are better than the audible click after you flick a booger across the room.

People who don't put away weights at the gym should be deported.

YouTube shorts is like sprinkling crack into your ham sandwich. It really should be a separate app...

Why do my farts smell exactly like Wasabi's Chicken Katsu Curry? Like sure I ate it two nights in a row... But it's uncanny.

The top 1% pay almost 50% of our taxes. Seems reasonable to me.

It was better when I didn't notice...

Chromatic aberration has ruined video games and now it will ruin your iPhones. Lovely.

Diddy killed Michael Jackson.

Aella rhymes with paella, right?

Milk, milk, lemonade Around the corner fudge is made

It's terrifying that AI could actually make communism work...

'show more' is terrible. Why is this my problem? Why do I need to click shit to read my TL? Let me scroll.

I expect it will take roughly 2 weeks to fix this website.

The House should be exclusively women, and the Senate exclusively men.