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Proud Momma to Michael @redskintranny. Living with depression and undiagnosed ADD. Seasoned RN and generally cool human. I’ll be your twitter Mom.
I admit I have a fair amount of road rage in me (@redskintranny can attest) but do we all think people do shitty stuff on purpose? Like have you never driven like an idiot? Yes. Yes you have.
this is the kind of humor i want in the askbox. so incredibly true. funny! laughed!
I think everyone could stand to be just a bit more whimsical. A bit more fun. Less afraid to be seen as cringe. The world can be so beautiful.
never not thinking about when ray’s guitar broke so he started singing LOUDER than gerard … i love it
Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who LOVES the way the South Park guys absolutely cooked trump in their test season premiere, he is going to HATE the accurate size depiction of his tiny member. Be a shame if everyone retweeted this.
Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train on a xylophone is proof why every school needs a fully funded music program
"we are here to save kids' lives — we made it, you hear? we made it" 23 years ago today, "I brought you my bullets, you brought me your love" was released, making this day My Chemical Romance's international day. I'm so grateful for this band.. we truly made it🖤
She has seen a lot of fast and fourios😹
The world needs more of this
This orange cat in Sydney had his own Google Maps location — 5 stars, of course
“Ordinary Man” is a song by Ozzy Osbourne, It features Elton John, Slash, Duff and Chad Smith.The song is a reflective ballad, with Ozzy contemplating his life, legacy, and mortality, expressing a desire not to be remembered as just an “ordinary man.” 😢