ethan

shopping at brandy melville when i’m old enough to have a 12 year old daughter

the younger one in the gay age gap relationship gets to be the woman

there’s really nothing more sexless than being an influencer

gay guy tweets lately be like “I have a dick” and it has like 7,000 likes

when you meat someone who’s actually getting their piggy life

tfw the bass makes your nose itchy

I’m living in a bush administration of my own right now

gay sex is gender affirming

and fuck aidan shaw

no but like what if you slayed

the footman in the guilded age

all the boys think he’s a spy he’s got chudai wataa eyes

have a bit of a cold and my brain isn’t firing at all cylinders or whatever but I did lose 4% body fat in the last 2 months so here’s proof of that.

earned my eating disorder the old fashioned way: through my dad.

when a woman is a loser it’s like oh she’s breaking gender barriers and it kinda cancels out her loserdom

adding sowing discord to the skill section of my resume

should I get my situationship a lafufu

today I saw the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen. tomorrow I will see another man and think he’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen. The day after that the same. and so on and so forth.