manic

she fell asleep otp and i can hear her breathing and birds singing in the background of the call

it’s exactly like that

vampire gf x bloodbag bf

they got me working overtime at the ball crushing factory

I think men women and thems should quote this with their favorite selfie they took this month but idk

i miss sparring in muay thai so bad sometimes. it’s hell on the body but just bagwork gets old after a while

never struck me how much the corinthian looks like nanami lmao

as someone who learned spanish as their second language, reading portuguese feels like betrayal most of the time. i can almost tell what’s going on… almost

tea app thing is completely insane 😭 i know that privacy class action lawsuit is gonna be crazy. why on gods earth would you store data like that publicly 🤦🏻‍♂️ a 19 year old in a coding boot camp would’ve known better

i love my girlfriend

nocturnal panic attack for the first time in nearly a decade? very cool brain i really appreciate that

short-circuiting my girlfriends brain by translating something straight from spanish to german without going to english in between 🫡

my ex found out i have a new girlfriend (somehow? i have her blocked literally everywhere) and BECAUSE i have her blocked everywhere she called my fucking MOM ABOUT IT LMAOOOOOO

Hulk Hogan watching the Trisha Paytas reincarnation portal close behind Ozzy

you’re welcome

i’m so jealous of people who can paint well

aprendí español pero terminé saliendo con una mujer alemana. mis antepasados ​​conquistadores en el infierno deben estar devastados ☹️

currently going through european tiktoks and giving myself culture shock for funsies

good morning gang i hope yall have a great friday