Libby but far more puppypilled

I just got 7 day banned on Twitter on my main account (@Luver_26), so for the oomfs who actually care I'll be here for a week!

Gmorning everyone, I’m free of my sleepiness now, time to ruin my sleep schedule again :3

Gnite oomfies, puppy is hoping to make up for 3 days of awful sleep schedule tonight, we’ll see how it goes

Pioneering a new flirting strategy called being nonverbal and unable to present my thoughts and feelings to pretty women

Listening to my girlfriend tell me I'm a good girl while I actively fail to listen to her is... maybe not what puppy needed rn

You try to befriend a puppygirl and she just goes "ruff, awruff, grr", it's honestly really hard to deal with as someone who has a hard enough time socializing with normal people

How do I make it through college when I'm struggling to make it *to* college. I had months to figure out how to do this paperwork and just didn't, now I guess I reap what I sowed and just suffer. Fuck my stupid puppy life.

Seeing the balance due on my College Campus portal and realizing I haven't finished securing the money from the VA, puppy is gonna have a mild panic attack now

Puppy watching Hasanabi because she has free will and is not punished for engaging in political discourse (this is a bad thing)

I am in the kind of daze that can only be solved by being forced to be puppy for several hours on end

Getting a puppygirl to move into your apartment thinking she'll get a room to herself, just to throw out everything she brought with her and shover her into a crate within minutes of arrival. Puppies are property, they don't deserve to own things.

I need a girl to gently reassure me that everything is going to be okay, while she does irreparable damage to my body.

Take the first step, mutt. I promise it gets easier from here. Let go of your humanity, like I know you want to. It’s not a who, it’s a what. A thing, and if it’s lucky, that thing is a pet. If it’s well behaved, that thing can be *my* pet. You know I’m right. I always am.

Lets be honest with ourselves, most puppygirls are more likely to bite themselves out of frustration then ever make an attempt to bite someone else.

I have become exponentially more needy, this math equation seems to have a problematic outcome

Hi hello are you mad at me? do you hate me ?do you wish i died?why are you making me be alone with my silly puppy thoughts?

Trans girl go to women’s restroom, nobody hurt

7/10, good, nothing groundbreaking though. No direct trans allegory, but yet another movie added to the “fuck I’m never going to get to experience motherhood” list. It was a fun watch, other than those bits! Excited for doomsday!

Now seated for Fantastic 4, I’ll let y’all know if it’s a good movie and if it’s a trans allegory!

You’re a bad person. You are, there’s no denying that. Don’t worry, it’s not your fault. You simply weren’t meant to be one, were you? No, you’re meant to be a fuzzy-brained pup, leaning into my gentle touch. That’s right. You’re my good dog, even if you don’t know it yet.