J. Nelson Leith
@leithliterary
Fiction writer, songwriter, idiot. Day job: editing legal, scientific, engineering, international relations, & financial docs. I have (awful) books on Amazon.
Avg (American) commute is ~30 min, so ~1 hour/workday, x260 workdays/year = ~32 workdays/year of time dedicated to work that's not paid (opportunity cost). ~1 month/year/employee. 136M Americans commute. Avg monthly income: $6228. Total cost, ~$850B/yr. Is my math wrong? 🤔
Bought a set of "patriotic" plastic cups for the Independence Day cook-out. Everyone picked red or blue. Now, only the white cups are left and ihts there is something perverse about a white plastic cup.
House Jr., s2 e5 Doc1: Is it skibiditis? H: ... Doc1: House? Doc2: Let him cook. H: Rizz deficiency fits the symptoms better. Doc3: But his body count was normal. H: [sarcastic] On God? The body count is cap! Start him on glizzy water drip and keep him Saddam Hussein!
“Stand up and turn around” This dance seems easy so far “Never let them shoot us down” Girl, you need to go to a different club.
Southerners have a weird tendency of over-estimating their aggressive competitiveness in a way that indicates amnesia about the misplaced confidence of the antebellum South.
Of all the old (1990s) bad recordings (usually just a boom box) of my own original songs I've fed into AI to clean up, the one about encountering a terrifying spirit in the desert is the one that consistently sends the machine into conniptions and sheer chaos.
It really sucks for Coldplay that they are now associated with something negative in addition to being Coldplay.
Wondering how well the new Grok can handle wordplay so I asked it to draw a "heavenicopter." An attempt was made.

To young people with lactase persistence who wonder what it feels like to be lactose intolerant ... ... be patient.
If the surgery is fatal it does not matter how bad the tumor is.
The reason hierarchies are important AND it's extremely important who is at the top is that only ~4 percent of people are high Trait Conscientiousness. Without conscientious people in charge, any organized human effort is going to be ... *drumroll* ... not conscientious.
You have some real "Prince having that entourage and singing that you don't have to be beautiful" energy.
This one isn't journalism's fault; I cropped it to make it funny. (That surname is sus, however.)
