legallynotacultleader
@leftmyaltar
witchy shitposting kitchen goddess. kinda tired. kinda hungry. kinda mean about it.
imagine falling and cracking your head on some cherry blossoms
just left the dispensary and as soon as i got in the car jimi hendrix started playing 😭😭 the universe said light it up and ascend
🃏✨just a gentle reminder that i pull a card for myself each morning, but this one is for you. if it found its way to you, trust that you were meant to hear it today. just a witch learning out loud. if this card whispers something different to your heart, please feel free to…
🔮 the roots run deep, the stalk stands tall. mint reminds you: what’s stubborn can also be sacred. keep growing. even when others try to pull you up, you are not theirs to pluck. you bloom where you decide. 🃏🌙
my investment account is up 9.76% and i am actually in shock like… hello??? wall street witchery??? portfolio sorcery??? i just wanted to beat inflation not become the oracle of gains 😭