sans.
@lazybones20XX
"someone out there really cares about you." Parody and RP account // not affiliated with Toby Fox or UNDERTALE all art by me/@Graysans_art
* papyrus showed me something cool today. * he wanted me to share it so he could “spread his name”. * not like he needs me to do that. * but hey, who am i to judge? * here’s my bros blueprint to his dream car. * guys a genius, i tell ya.

… Kris? You want your name to be Kris? Cool! I like that name. I hope I can see you again. You were fun!
… you’re saying you don’t have anything that makes you strong? what did I just say to you?? c’mon, tell me! … your family makes you strong? thats so cool! i wish i had that kind of power. but now you got one so let me ask again
and maybe you’re not as strong as me thats okay! because I’ve never cared about that. I’ve only cared about meeting you and everyone else. what did you care about? What makes you strong?
If you ask me I want to be me and for you to be whatever you want to be because then you’re free
// this is still getting done, btw Just got set back since I started this during exam week lmao
* hey, let me tell you a story. * hm? it feels a bit out of nowhere? * well, scuse me then. * shame, was just warmin up to ya too. * was just feelin… i dunno, a little nostalgic? ( do you want to listen ? )
I don’t have a Toriel voice idk
you can never trust this nigga
* hey, let me tell you a story. * hm? it feels a bit out of nowhere? * well, scuse me then. * shame, was just warmin up to ya too. * was just feelin… i dunno, a little nostalgic? ( do you want to listen ? )
*You've made it. Through the struggles you both have faced on your journeys you have found yourselves here. *Your young lives have already found themselves marked with adventures and choices that you yourselves had made. *Choices that would affect the rest of your lives. - 🧵
* hey, i know you. * you live in my sink. * and hey, call me lazy all ya want, cause you’re right. * but can you blame me? * who can handle the stress of the overbearing labour i’m told to do?
*Sans being the *Laziest *Stupid *Depressed *And fat skeleton in Underground *. . . *No surprise
* just got sent this. * and honestly… * they’re kinda right. * i mean, think about it. * i’d think it was pointless if i was uneducated too.

whenever I post anything with effort on a parody account it feels like this
undertale if it was good mod idea or something