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I’m insane.
"THE ROOMATE" series. It's been a while I wrote my picture texts stories. Please help kindly RT. 🥂




Lmaooo she’s not capping, my friend shared her experience, we had to check it on google because she was deaf for some minutes.😭🤣
This boy fuckeddd me and I lost my hearing for a while 😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩
I failed a course because I wasn’t available for the field trip while I was winning a gold medal for FUTA at the Nigeria University Games in 2013. The professor said he got the exemption letter from the senate, but he didn’t care because his class was ‘more important’. 🫠
The fact that this lady is a cancer research technician at Texas Children's Hospital and also holds a bachelor's degree in molecular biology from Yale University is an evidence that with the right structure, the right system, and the right people managing institutions in Nigeria,…
I've been married 30 years. When we got married, we agreed that as the husband, I would make all the big decisions and my wife would make all the small decisions. It's worked out great! I'm just surprised there have never been any big decisions.
Should fathers be the final authority in the home?
You see tweets like - ‘My neighbour has been giving me a lift, he later made his feelings known, I told him I wasn’t interested, today he left me behind.. Men ehn’ - ‘I rejected this Man, he saw me carrying stuff in the rain and he couldn’t give me a lift’ - ‘After we broke…
Gentlemen you must be a man like her neighbor. You must have the dignity and self-respect to WALK AWAY when the feeling and desire isn't mutual. Do not put yourself in a position where you have to be at a woman's mercy to get used. If she is not interested in you, she should…
My neighbor has been giving me a lift up to town and all has been well not until he made his feelings known to me. I told him it wouldn't be possible coz I'm looking at long term relationships and he's not the type I'd want to settle with. Today he left me behind😥. Men🙌
Story story!! So, there was this girl I used to like back then when I used to be emotionally available. We connected so much that she used to know my whereabouts and once in a while, I dey do for her. I just had to ask her one day to be my babe cos I no fit dey put in effort for
Gentlemen you must be a man like her neighbor. You must have the dignity and self-respect to WALK AWAY when the feeling and desire isn't mutual. Do not put yourself in a position where you have to be at a woman's mercy to get used. If she is not interested in you, she should…
See now your type can give you a ride, he was holding you back ...
21 years without a Premier League title 33 years without a Carabao Cup 0 UEFA Champions League titles 0 UEFA Europa League titles 0 UEFA Super Cups 0 FIFA Club World Cups No UEFA Champions League win in 140 years Never defended a Premier League title No treble-winning season…
Rejected by Gyokeres Rejected by Ekitike Rejected by Delap Rejected by Champions League Rejected by Europa League Rejected by Conference League Rejected by the top 15 Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Manchester United, aka Reject FC.
Remembering telling my homie once that it’s not that we lack faith that things can get better. It’s that we’ve never truly known anything different. When you’ve lived a certain way all your life, survival becomes familiar, and hope feels foreign.
People don't really know how terrible poverty is. They think it's just a lack of money. Meanwhile, it's lack of money, access, help, choice, mentorship, and so much more. It's the absence of someone to guide you through doors you didn't even know existed. It's watching…
So apparently, our electricity had been behaving well for a while. It was giving consistency. A few hours of no light. It’s actually been fair in general anyways. We were even praising NEPA in the group chat. Big mistake.
@lavezzedout NYSC love My name is Dani. I'm not the most Handsome or the richest guy , but I believe in real love I met Ada during my NYSC in Cross-river state , we were both posted to be teaching in the same village (secondary school). It wasn't love at first sight not even