Lauren Self
@laurenlself
Proletari-it girl | Don’t take me seriously except for when I’m talking about how you can buy a home with an interest rate as low as 3% with @rootshomes_
The most overlooked part of the 2008 Great Financial Crisis was its cause. Sure, The Big Short is one of your favorite movies, so you know it had to do with credit rating agencies assigning AAA and AA ratings to subprime mortgages. But do you know why they were doing that?
Wow people are very upset that I identified value then multiplied it Wait until they learn how retailers operate
Happy anniversary to my Barbitrage. Two years ago I discovered an arbitrage opportunity in a specific Barbie doll that my niece wanted for her birthday. It was out of stock (almost) everywhere and selling for 3-5x on eBay. Using Target’s online inventory finder, I identified…
I told our Head of Marketing to come up with some unhinged content for TikTok. Should we fire him or give him a raise?
Another Saturday, another pregame
Pregaming a night out in SF by listening to podcasts about AI
You can lead a phone to power but you can’t make it charge
Excited to share that the first 2 condos built via @BuildCasa’s partnership with @ChanZuckerberg are now available for reservation in Sacramento for $329K (30% cheaper than typical home). Homeownership has always been the most reliable path, but with high rates and limited…