Lauren
@laurenbonato
here for the dad jokes • former professional T-shirt tosser @nhlbruins
Death penalty. Wood chipper. And I stand FIRM on this
NEW: Indiana mom of 7 accused of offering her 7-month-old daughter for s*x to a man on Snapchat in exchange for $400 32-year-old Morgan Stapp denied sending the message, but police said it was sent from her phone at her home Stapp reportedly sent three photos of her infant…
There’s a very specific picture of Grace and I that IS the Coldplay Jumbotron picture and I can not, for the life of me, find it
Arguably one of the greatest viral moments of the year? Granted it’s not my husband or parent so perhaps it’s easier for me to say but man…viral gold
Getting caught having an affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert gotta be top 5 whitest things in history
I’m liking every single tweet about the Coldplay cheating scandal and I CANT STOP
I’m sorry but Chris Martin saying either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy is top tier comedy
The stench when we enter Jersey is truly something else. Wakes ya right up
Driving over the GW (sucks BUT) still makes me as excited as it did when I was little
Spilled a coffee all over my car but made it to a 7am on the 5th of July (….perks of being old)
I know she has a job but whyyy is Ann Taylor smiling 😖 #kohberger
I just realized you’re all really seeing my true crime side show a lot this week - sorrrrrrry it’s been a busy one
Diddy acquitted on sex trafficking and racketeering, convicted of prostitution offense.
Honestly I thought firing squad was a pretty appropriate outcome for this monster
Goncalves family says they are "beyond furious at the state of Idaho" and that the Bryan Kohberger plea deal was "unexpected."