Dani
@lanadunhamcel
god’s favourite jester
I should be raising a child. Instead I go to WINE BAR with friends to talk about WOKE
He Killing Me With His Mind
Getting gender euphoria from being invited to the Dimes Square for Blokes paintballing and pub event
it’s ok to be a mid white girl who is broke and out of shape and an alcoholic and
unfortunately had a deep disagreement with my last podcast guest but still an interesting discussion which you can now listen to on spotify open.spotify.com/episode/4i9BBz…
Vape is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have but I have it ❤️ I have like 6
friend (crying): it was terrifying i was medically dead for two minutes me (gently): and medically gay your whole life
When I have two glasses of wine everything feels fine. Is there a term for this
I love going to restaurants alone but it does just feel like this there’s no way around it
Being a woman is so embarrassing… it’s just the most cringe gender
being on this site is like living in florence during the renaissance
When you get back to your hotel room and see you forgot to put the clean my room sign on the door handle
I love Britain and British people so much will never leave to Dubai or wherever I’ll stay here until my last death bed tax