Jadon laka

Why do people smoke? Very razz activity

If you’re a Kanye west fan, you’re a fan of yourself

I just dey tweet, I no even check wetin dey my belle

Dem suppose flog all these Wizkid look alike people

This guy don chop wire nothing una wan tell me

Gunna’s music makes a nigga want to lock in fr.

Come slob on my knob

Person talk say over protective boyfriend wey no get money na bouncer

nigeria pastors for don use that water cashout

When life was still worth living

money wey our parents use “tie land down” for their prime, we dey use am buy phone now.

Procrastination is the thiëf of time and productivity.

BM @theblessnetwork turns phones and laptops into a global supercomputer. 🌍⚡ No cloud. Just you, me, and the edge. #BlessNetwork

I don't even have a best food anymore, I'm just eating so I won’t die.

X no really send anybody papa, una suspend una own AI🤲😭😂

“you just forgot me.” fr, i did. you didn’t even cross my mind

It’s all fun and games until you’re sitting in an examination room.

Maturity is realizing that your career is more important than any friend, relationship or distraction

by december everything should be aligned and accomplished for me.