Lachlan Markay
@lachlan
Private investigator. Founding partner @Argus_Insight.
Ahahaha the look when Man Bun says "oh no, not work!" x.com/FrontlinesTPUS…
NYC- A woman exits her vehicle to beg protesters to move out of the road so she can go to work to provide for her child. Two protestors stopping traffic then tell her that “immigrants” are having their children stolen from them everyday and that they’re more important…
The absolute pinnacle of privilege is global south populations begging for the technology to spare them widespread death and American and European academics going hmm I dunno seems kinda icky
Yes, we should, and anyone who values the survival of a useless species like the mosquito over the survival of millions of human beings is depraved.
Calling it a "hack" is quite generous to the company behind this app, which simply left these files in a publicly accessible cloud storage bucket waiting for someone to find
Update: the Tea app has been hacked, and 72,000 images from the app have been leaked, including verification selfies and photos of users' driver's licenses nbcnews.com/tech/social-me….
This makes sense on its own terms when you realize the modern antitrust movement is less concerned with consumer welfare than denting corporate power. It’s a political project, not an economic one
You would fail a college student if they wrote this on an exam and yet the NYT publishes it as if it’s insightful
South Florida retirees drive golf carts more expensive than British celebrities’ sports cars
Harry Potter star Emma Watson banned from driving after being caught speeding in £30k Audi lbc.co.uk/crime/harry-po…
Delighted to share a take in this morning's @PirateWires. Label the fake-American slop, @elonmusk!

Pierre LeBrun: The Devils will keep an eye on the Jason Robertson situation in Dallas - The Athletic
Pierre LeBrun: The Devils will keep an eye on the Jason Robertson situation in Dallas - The Athletic
Ah yes, Homer, the famous enjoyer of visual things
Universal exec says Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey will be a ‘cinematic masterpiece that Homer himself would quite likely be proud of’.
If you're a man in politics without a beard, your donors should really question your commitment to reelection


Winning a Championship in the NHL vs the NBA was a totally different energy
Something extremely simple that @elonmusk could do to dramatically improve the health of this platform would be to automatically verify and display accounts' (or at least verified accounts') actual countries of origin

New DC trade group for the supersonic transportation industry!

Requesting court records from county clerks in the year of our lord 2025

We used to keep a tennis ball in the car to wedge under the pump handle. Become ungovernable!
Republican Lawmaker Wants New York To Join 49 States That Allow Hand-Free Gas Pumps 📰 @NewYorkSun nysun.com/article/republ…
The conservative MoveOn The liberal Drudge The conservative HuffPost The liberal Fox News Every few years we get one of these panics over an opposition-dominated medium. The donor/operative-contrived copycat is never as good as the next thing their side just builds organically
NEWS: Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan." We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and more internal docs. One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.
Oh this is awesome. It appears @internetarchive is now automatically rendering json files of archived tweets

Incredible student journalism from the @StanfordReview
INVESTIGATION: Uncovering Chinese Academic Espionage at Stanford. After interviewing multiple anonymous Stanford faculty, students, and China experts, the Review can confirm that the CCP is orchestrating a widespread intelligence-gathering campaign at Stanford. 1/8
Our ad is "dystopian"? Not on my watch. We're always striving to #DoBetter at @allencontrol
A very dystopian ad on the Metro today for Bullfrog. A new fully autonomous counter-drone weapon system by @allencontrol.
Would have liked to see some $$$ in this Commanders deal to revamp the Langston muni golf course across the street. Wharf 2.0 deserves a quality track!