Kyle Dillon Hertz
@kyledillonhertz
The Lookback Window, A NYT Editors' Choice (2023) & Vanity Fair Best of 2023
His lawyer's opening statements at his murder trial:
is m*rder an overreaction if your boyfriend asks you to be in an open relationship?
Me flirting with you: So Alex G is kind of like the Charli of the alt-pop weird-folk straight pitchfork darling queer-coded king community.

Was browsing an estate sale and... yeah... ok... so I guess a Nazi died

Using one of my best friend's birthdays as an occasion to order a cake from my favorite place. That's called love!
Me teaching kindergarten:
is this book suitable for first time readers?
is And Just Like That genuinely rage bait... like it seems improbably attuned toward upsetting people from the product placement to the acting to the plotlines... like genuinely is this show rage bait
Marnie Michaels is covering “Yukon” by Justin Bieber on TikTok during this week’s episode of GIRLS.
How is there not a beautiful simple vegan protein bar... why is it all so fucking sick
In the market for a cologne that smells like the ocean/beach (just smelled rock away beach from ds Durga)
Half of the people I know/love born within the last week… what’s with that
When it’s a 9 minute song about the beauty of all American Louisiana Gator leather? Yeah I’ll be streaming
Lana Del Rey is set to release a new song written for the upcoming sequence from The Devil Wears Prada. — “Lana is a fashion legend, her voice is one of the best ever and is winning a lot of big awards, she’s definitely the biggest choice for the soundtrack” reveals a insider.
One of my favorite novels & I didn't know it was getting reprinted. Coe was gay, and he studied under Gordon Lish, and he was a fellow student w/ Amy Hempel and David Leavitt. Every gay reader needs this! Supporting queer literature means supporting both the living and the dead.
Happy (re)pub day to SUCH TIMES, the classic novel by Christopher Coe, now back in print from Archway Editions with an introduction by Anderson Ferrell, editor’s note by Will Meyer, and cover art by Hervé Guibert. powerhousearena.square.site/product/such-t…
In the market for good pencils lol... what do I get? for marginalia
“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”


For free being on here is crazy
Lana Del Rey least streamed album tracks on Spotify. #1. Jon Batiste Interlude — 16.6M #2. Bluebird — 17.1M #3. Judah Smith Interlude — 18.1M #4. For Free — 21.2M #5. Dance Till We Die — 25.7M #6. Fingertips — 26.9M #7. Beautiful — 26.9M #8. Interlude - The Trio — 27.2M
In honor of the song, show me your best pic where you gave ‘Summerboy’
In honor of the song, show me your best pic where you gave ‘Summerboy’