Kyle Snark (Parody)
@kyle_snark
Snarky quips. Biased reporting. Political activism. It looks like news....but it's not. #HeyNext #9News #TheMostColoradoThing Parody of Kyle Clark.
#copolitics #9news #heynext #BeOn9
Yet it's still a complete lie (and I'm no fan of Boebert). You have an unhealthy obsession with Republican women. It's either infatuation or misogyny. Either way, it should concern viewers and your wife.
Providing context to a developing story is not the same as setting a manipulative narrative. At least I'm told. #copolitics #9news #heynext
lol can’t sneak one past Kyle Snark!
Hi Conor. Would you be willing to comment on @GovofCO @jaredpolis record of signing bills that promote and amplify trans ideology in Colorado's public schools? #copolitics #9news #heynext x.com/CPANColorado/s…
‼️Published in COLORADO POLITICS! Let’s set the record straight: The Trump administration isn’t failing our kids…Colorado is. coloradopolitics.com/opinion/colora… 🧵 ⬇️
NEW: Daily cringe posting from the @jaredpolis official @GovofCO account is breaking the spirit of far-right anonymous accounts. "Brilliant!" Said @GovofCoEspanol spox @CHCahill #copolitics #9news #heynext
Yesterday I finally had enough of @GovofCO @jaredpolis dumbass posts. I muted him. He won't be trolling me any longer. I may unmute him, I may not. I just had my fill.
9mmNews will not be fact checking @GovofCO @jaredpolis at the National Governor's Association conference in Colorado Springs. Instead we will be providing hot takes on jeans. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Hi Conor. Would you be willing to comment on behalf of @GovofCO @jaredpolis regarding the newest SCOTUS case on Colorado's LGBTQ community violating the rights of Christians? #copolitics #9news #heynext x.com/CPANColorado/s…
Our dear friend’s 12-year-old daughter was invited to an after-school “Art Club.” But it wasn’t about art. It was a secret gender and sexuality club that left her confused and questioning who she was. READ: dailysignal.com/2025/07/26/exc… Now, the U.S. Supreme Court is taking the case!…
My apologies in advance if I am unable to notify you. These new algorithms are interfering with my account. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Also, if the Talking VW will be airing his response, please let me know when so I can tune in. I haven't watched that clown since the COVID mask-up/vax up campaign he and his clown show ran 6 or so years ago. Include time please. Thanks!
Hi friend. You've been selected as my weekly scapegoat. After searching my mentions for my name being mentioned I will now highlight your random post to my followers. Expect a deluge of angry liberal trolls shaming you in my defense. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Congrats! Kyle Clark is a boil on the ass of Denver media. I should be so lucky to be banned by that talking venereal wart.
VERIFY: FALSE This is an anti-trans sermon at a Christian Nationalist rally. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Big news from Colorado, where Erin’s daughter was told she was born in the wrong body. In the school’s LGTBQ club. Which the school called “Art Club,” and kids were told to lie to their parents about.
UPDATE: 9mmNews will not be updating our public smearing of Erin Lee @Erin4Parents as Colorado has entered it's 4th SCOTUS case involving the LGBTQ community violating the Civil Rights of Christians. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Our dear friend’s 12-year-old daughter was invited to an after-school “Art Club.” But it wasn’t about art. It was a secret gender and sexuality club that left her confused and questioning who she was. READ: dailysignal.com/2025/07/26/exc… Now, the U.S. Supreme Court is taking the case!…
Hi rando. 9mmNews viewers ain't reading all of that. But they will watch some drag queens. #copolitics #9news #heynext x.com/DenverVisitor/…
Listen closely, because what I'm about to share isn't just information—it's a wake-up call from the depths of what's really happening in our world. We've been fed lies, wrapped in the guise of truth, by those who pull the strings from the shadows. Governments, media giants, and…
NEW: Anonymous Capitol sources have revealed that the upcoming #coleg special session will be centered around an effort by @GovofCO @jaredpolis and his top wildlife advisor, husband Marlon Reis, to ban Kangal dogs in Colorado. #copolitics #9news #heynext x.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/…
This is Turkey's Kangal dog. The spiked collar protects its neck from wolf bites — not just for looks. Known for its strength and loyalty, the Kangal is among the rare dog breeds that can kiII a wolf.
If a @coloradodems says something and 9mmNews doesn't report it, did it ever really happen? – ancient Chinese journalist proverb #copolitics #9news #heynext
Thank you for your unbiased approach to media! 🙏
NEW: Denver mayoral candidate Robert Treta calls for increases of illegal immigration from Mexico into Colorado. #copolitics #9news #heynext x.com/RobertTreta/st…
When I lived in Mexico , if local mayors behaved like Mike Johnston …. They would be tied to the bumper of a pickup truck and dragged through town ! For real ! That’s how they handle things like that .
"If we just abolish TABOR we can reach NET ZERO rent by 2050" said @coloradodems @ColoradoDemons chair @ShadeMurib #copolitics #9news #heynext
lol how? I was elected in 2022, the average rent in Denver was around $1900 now it’s around $1850, that’s still way too high and we have more to do, but in that time we given renters the right to not be evicted without just cause.
Hi Greg. I don't expect my followers to read the article. Or get passed my quote. #copolitics #9news #heynext
From 3 “sources”, and Reuters was unable to verify the full email. 🙄
9mmNews will not be reporting on allegations that @denversmayor @MikeJohnstonCO is attempting to unmask a whistle-blower. We will be framing it as false claims by a far-right anonymous account. That is how we Colorado. #copolitics #9news #heynext x.com/libsoftiktok/s…
Wait the mayor of Denver is trying to use his position to DOX an anonymous account which exposes corruption in Denver?! Very disturbing @denversmayor
Reality is the seed of parody, from which it grows. I just prove the water. #copolitics #9news #heynext
Just caught the parody account. You got me.
Can’t wait to see what headline @chrisvanderveen at @9NEWS cooks up!
Working up a headline now: "Denver Mayor Mike Johnston receives threatening message from far-right anonymous social media account" #copolitics #9news #heynext
A spox for Gobernador Polis-Schutz @jaredpolis, closely resembling @CHCahill, said "Look, Governor Polis canceled that $28 million bridge he was planning on building, SAVING YOU MONEY!!!" #copolitics #9news #heynext
Saving people money is the new rock and roll.
Working up a headline now: "Denver Mayor Mike Johnston receives threatening message from far-right anonymous social media account" #copolitics #9news #heynext