Kurtis Allen 🎙️
@kurtisallen
Made in #Illinois. @eiu Panther. #Horror fan. I tweet too much about #Chicago sports& #wrestling Finest picker to ever play the blues. @thedrive935 comic relief
My 6 year old daughter just yelled out, “Travis Kelce!” while watching the #Chiefs game. I have never once mentioned him in front of her. In fact, she’s normally in her own little world while I watch football. Yet, here we are.
Who needs hits when the Brewers are throwing and fielding? #Cubs
If the Brewers plan on landing a guy like Eugenio Suarez at the trade deadline, then the Cubs have to go get starting pitching. I’m not worried about Shaw at 3rd base. Go get a Seth Lugo or Edward Cabrera.
Never forget the greatest tweet in the history of pro wrestling, brother. #HulkHogan #HulkHoganRIP

Holy shit!
Wrestling legend #HulkHogan has died at 71 years old, TMZ Sports has learned. 💔🕊️ Full story at the 🔗 HERE: tmz.com/2025/07/24/hul…
Genuine question for my #Bears fans - are you going to be disappointed if Caleb doesn’t throw for 4,000 yards this year?
A sad day for rock n roll, and myself. I had the pleasure of seeing @ozzyosbourne and @blacksabbath perform many times. Some of my favorite memories are going to @theozzfest every summer with my sister and friends. Thank you for everything, Oz. Love you. 🖤🙏🏼

A sad, sad day. Thank you for everything, Ozzy.
Ozzy Osbourne has passed away at the age of 76. I still can't believe it. A few weeks ago he was giving his final concert. I hope you came home, Ozzy ❤️https://t.co/XLcxWz4MqC
BREAKING: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who starred as Theo on "The Cosby Show," has drowned in Costa Rica, local officials say. He was 54. abcnews.link/ejysudB
#Bears gave Luther Burden almost $11 million guaranteed. If the kid balls, then nobody will care. But if he’s a bust…
My 12-year sports media career has been the ride of a lifetime, and I've been lucky enough to spend 9 of those years at a special place in Illini Inquirer. But it's time to do something different. My column: 247sports.com/college/illino…