Joe Watkins
@krakjoe
President of the goto appreciation society, ex beard owner, biker, bi, also #php.
Hello World, I'm finding my way back :) gofund.me/d7408d40 Please help and share if you can ... The thing I'm working on is native production ready support for llm inference in PHP via an extension wrapping ONNXRuntime, it'll appear on github soonish ... #php #oss
Hey #PHP, krakjoe.github.io/ort/ Click on "The Solution" and try Tensor Math in your browser ... Terms and condition apply - web assembly has no threads or intrinsics: it's a demo (which is free to host), not a route to deployment ;) #php #ai
Hey #PHP, I don't normally market code, I write and leave it on github for you to find. I can be wrong, I'm happy to be wrong. But I believe, with every ounce of my being, that this is going to be important for our survival in the long term. krakjoe.github.io/ort/ #php #ai
I mean ... no, it's not a tibetan mastiff ... but that's some cool stuff anyway ... #php #ai
I'm in need of help, I'm sure everyone is bored of reading about it, I'm bored of talking about it ... gofund.me/d7408d40 I've done, and am doing everything I can ... It's not enough ... I don't know where else to turn ... Please help and share. #php #oss
That was the worst night I had in a while ... I haven't eaten properly for a few days ... I don't want to sound dramatic, but, help, please!! gofundme.com/f/a-big-ask-fr… I am going back to work but I'm not there yet, and would like to survive until then ... #php #oss
The day I had to shutdown github sponsors was devastating, it was me admitting that my time as an engineer was over. Being wrong is the best thing in the world ... Read the whole story: gofundme.com/a-big-ask-from… Sponsor: github.com/sponsors/krakj… #php #oss
😍 Quick reminder: #FrankenPHP is natively compatible with parallel (because it uses a thread-safe build of PHP) and the static binary ships it by default!
Whenever someone says #PHP isn't suitable for X, you should pause for thought ... The thought should be "really" ? chatgpt.com/share/685cfe33… #PHP is going to do #AI at scale ... maybe better than the competition. This can potentially spread #AI to every corner of the internet.
Whenever someone says #PHP isn't suitable for X, you should pause for thought ... The thought should be "really" ? chatgpt.com/share/685cfe33… #PHP is going to do #AI at scale ... maybe better than the competition. This can potentially spread #AI to every corner of the internet.
Another #PHP milestone passes by ... 30 years. I'll make a prediction: In ten years PHP will still be around and "vibe coding" will be talked about only in the funniest xkcd that emerges in that time. Viva #PHP ... roll on 40 ...
It probably seems crazy to some people that while I'm struggling to care for my family we took on another member ... Being in his presence I feel confident, strong, and unconditionally loved ... Giant dogs have giant hearts (see it?) .... gofund.me/9a08751d
End of month update ... It's pretty bleak ... gofund.me/9a08751d #php #oss
