kobe

i bean sleepin all sunday. idc

oh ur pooping. das fine. don’t mind me

momb sed this drawer is for socks. n not for kobert to sleep. idk

she need a lil vaseline

someone just drank water too fast and barfed it all up. photo unrelated

u owe kobert $6.99 and he has come to collect

bunneh

she’s so cunty

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" well i asked kobert. he said mrowww

thro back tursday bebe kobert n miss river

kobe’s beans, kobeans if you will

hear. hav some beans

thinken about climate change

only gay ppl can see this photo of kobert

kobert n miss river say thank u to all 6,000 friends we hav now. we r tankful

momb left me to go on tour. so wat if i get scritches from dere roomie

dey sayen “o kobert where u been” and not “o kobert here is some chimken”

is he… u know..

would u trust him. to be ur therapist