be back 07/31/2025.

this feels right

i started dating a girl when i was 16 and she ended up cheating on me and eventually leaving me for a 23 year old man. i think about these memes often.

herbert's rookie year was better than his 5k/40+ TD season and i'm tired of acting like it wasn't

lmao

bro ripped up his passport so he don’t gotta put over jelly roll

"better in 2018" my ass dawg

just saw someone talk about their boobs but the caption also read as if it was straight out of mlp and i think that's awesome

they did a good job honestly

FUCK i have a coke in my kitchen

Ironing my work clothes right now.

wait what

if u ever wanted to know how my brain works

just drank six airport beers 9/11 is coming early this year

one of the most beloved and revered wrestlers of all time doesn't really move me aside from being a comedy guy.

“I got a trick for yo ass” -a black mother that is NOT a magician

hi guys

mr morale and the big steppers was on of the greatest things i personally ever listened to. its so personal and validating to listen to- it literally changed my worldview. i adore this album, without it idk who i’d be today. i learned sm an me through it and im forever gr8tfl