Laurmageddon
@knittykitty
Airport Witch. Black Lives Matter. she/her
2 months ago I told my bf the exact model of multitool I wanted for my birthday “and something else that’s thoughtful” For my birthday after almost 2 years of dating I got my multitool and the honor of replacing Fletcher Cox as his phone background 😂 10/10 no notes
White pants and a rain delay? I am fully cheeked up at the Savannah Bananas game. Also this happened
Day 8 without Adderall, I just tried to unlock my house by pushing the button on my car key
Rite aid at 9th and Catharine is closing, get Covid tests and emergency contraceptives while they’re hot
Wow they got everyone and their mother (😎) in this new Happy Gilmore movie
so grateful for whatever is wrong with him
Jalen Hurts asked why he didn’t wear his Super Bowl ring: “I’ve moved on to the new year. It’s as simple as that.”
I just want to know just how high I’m expected to be looking because there’s no bus stop at this intersection and the only sign is on a power pole like how am I supposed to see this?! $51 ticket! I’m disputing it.
Look how hard my boyfriend was cheesing at the ring ceremony
Idk who I was telling about the landscapers mowing the lawn outside of my hotel room at 8 am on Memorial Day but it’s 8 am on a Monday and here I am again, listening to lawn mowers
the driver and the bicyclist agreed to go to the precinct directly to file a report after 100 minutes of waiting for the police. we gave them our contact information and let 911 know we were leaving. disgraceful response from a city that clearly doesn’t care about bicyclists.
I was on time
Nothing like showing up 45 minutes late to @hammerito workout class VIOLENTLY hungover and with a mint chocolate chip donut in hand
God forbid I have a staff meeting
how many of y’all can admit you talk to yourself ??😂
Hi all Philly friends! Our friends dog got out around 15th and Wharton tonight. He’s very skittish and will run. If you see him, please contact me
New kid on the block. 👊 Welcome to Philly, Z!
New kid on the block. 👊 Welcome to Philly, Z!
A lovely afternoon hanging out at the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid, hope I haven’t missed any news or anything!
I read this tweet at the bar at the top of the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid and that’s how I found out about this World News™️ so, I’d say I’m equally not ready to process
wait I started drinking at 6 pm I’m not ready to process being at war with Iran right now