Kim Quindlen
@kimquindlen
Chicago comedian. Occasional mom. Rep: Framework Entertainment [email protected]
Literally any podcast host asking their guest a question
Brat summer is out, attic wife autumn is in. We’re hissing at people. We’re withdrawing from society. We’re growing our hair below our waist. We’re setting fire to his curtains. We’re gaslighting his new side piece.
It’s that time again
Please send me love and light I went on a walk today and I nodded + smiled politely at someone but they were a Halloween decoration
Congrats to my big sister @kellyquindlen, whom I consider more of a distant relative.
Book 4. Summer 2025.
What they don’t tell you about parenthood is how much it will change your Spotify Wrapped. My friend’s #1 artist was Marlin (Nemo’s dad).
One day I wanna be so rich that my couches are uncomfortable
Thinking about the time I told my brother he should listen to the song “Brooklyn in the Summer” by Aloe Blacc because I thought he’d really enjoy the melody and my brother responded “I live in Manhattan.”
Gen Z is so spoiled. When I was 16 we didn't have GPS telling us how to get to school. You just had to wake up and drive around each morning until you found a school. And if you didn't find a school for that day? You had to create your own school like in the movie Accepted.
we are all halloween decorations in the yard of god
Please send me love and light I went on a walk today and I nodded + smiled politely at someone but they were a Halloween decoration