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if you think these tweets are bad, imagine living with them stuck inside your head
RIP Ozzy Osbourne. I’ll always remember when the New England Patriots played Crazy Train when running onto the field for Super Bowl 52 (Eagles won that game)
The “right?” epidemic in podcasts has been overtaken by “obviously” in a major way
Sources say that season 5 will feature “even more Faks” and “a table at a wedding even larger underneath than previously seen”
"The Bear" isn't finished cooking yet. FX has renewed the half-hour series for Season 5. wp.me/pc8uak-1lFZ4n
I just thought of a good name for the Philadelphia WNBA team Beast Mode
Great pick. Next James Bond should be French as a result. And it should be about a fictional France where an entity known as the Paintress paints a number and erases everyone of that age from existence, so French James Bond leads an expedition to stop her
Denis Villeneuve will direct the next James Bond film, Amazon MGM Studios has announced. Villeneuve will also serve as executive Producer, alongside Tanya Lapointe. variety.com/2025/film/news…
In a few hours we’ll find out if I will be the next mayor of New York City. I’m not on the ballot, don’t live there, and have no platform, but you never know
Priceless Belvedere
‘Idiot’ tourist sits on and shatters ‘Van Gogh’ chair adorned with thousands of Swarovski crystals trib.al/IU2pTOu
Howie: “And I said what about Preston Tiffany?”
The Philadelphia Eagles are expected to hire LSU director of player personnel Preston Tiffany, sources tell @CBSSports. Before LSU, Tiffany — who has been one of the rising stars in the college personnel world — was director of player personnel at Ole Miss.…