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@kiiinggdre
read a book bro
Sunrise on the reaping is kinda like … is this necessary and the answer is undoubtedly no but is the book BAD? that is also a no. I just wish it felt more necessary to read lmao.
General admission to see Addison Rae at Terminal 5 is $200 … that is so fucking beyond insane
RF Kuang announcing the Katabasis tour and there’s no signing at the new york date AND the tickets are $60 for a $35 book … like that is so unserious i’m sorry.
If you’re reselling ethel cain radio city i hope you kill yourself i hope you get shot in front of your mother
Suddenly everyone has an edelweiss account and everyone has katabasis … need them to approve me QUICKLY.
Alito Roberts and Thomas all being replaced by spry 45 year olds such that scotus will be perma locked into a 6-3 until most of us are geriatric bc dems will never meaningfully plan to expand the court.
Twitter for you section wont shut the fuck up abt Can Xue … therefore I must become one of you WHERE DO I START WITH CAN XUE!!!!!!
Zadie Smith just dropped an insanely disingenuous essay in the New Yorker which reads no better than a sophomore English student with a penchant for being that annoying kid in class that’s always met with groans with they raise their hand.
No bc “who is it??” “It’s … HIM” is just too fucking cunt in a way only 90s and early aughts animated tv could pull off … and HIM being His Infernal Majesty like … it was just too good
imagine being so fucking queer that your name is literally a pronoun
Very not slay that billie didnt name it “tour me hard and soft” 😔
no clue who freydis moon was approx 40 min ago and while i understand the devastation related to this situation i cannot in good faith say that i havent been in tears hollering laughing at how a white author pulled a scheme so identical to that the plot of yellowface by rf kuang
Why the fuck the ground shaking at 10am … why we got an earthquake in nyc … god please I cant do this anymore
They kind of just have to do a timothee wonka sequel where he fights the unknown for control of the chocolate factory now