Kieran

sushi is short for 𝐬𝐮𝐬picious fis𝐡𝐢

how it started how it’s going

Simpler times

i should be in a cave painting the walls with berry paste not paying taxes

me: my new book is amazing friend: can i borrow it after? me: you can’t color it in twice

Having a cat is very conflicting. Yes my shower gel is all over the floor every morning, my coffee has hairs in it, I almost fall down the stairs every day as they sprint past me, I get looked at with contempt constantly, I… was meant to put some positives at the end but-

Apple wtf are you planning to do to me

billy joel is very suspicious. not once did i see anyone accuse him of starting a fire. so to combat this he makes a whole song. denying the thing no one said he did. guilty? probably. hotel? trivago.

Next James Bond movie sounds shit

Jesus Christ

Who will be buried here?